No Such Thing as Strategic Twinkee Reserve, Say Government Officials

Since the Corona Virus Outbreak, rumors have run rampant.

Some have proven to be true like shortages of toilet paper and fights at Costco. Others are unproven like assertions that the Corona Virus was a Chinese produced bio weapon gone wrong.

The most well known rumor is that the government keeps a strategic Twinkee Reserve for elites and high profile people in case of a global pandemic.

Twinkees are more than delicious goodness of course. They can last for years due to their artificial ingredients. Which is why they are one of the preferred choices of preppers and preparedness experts.

But as of today, government officials are getting frustrated by the barrage of questions and have definitely ended this rumor of the strategic Twinkee Reserve