Chardonnay Mom on Facebook Talks a Big Game But Chokes in Big Spot
Christine Lowell leads the perfect life on Facebook. She’s the Chardonnay Mom. She’s always wearing the “Mommy Juice” T-shirts. Her jokes are always about wine as the solution to every problem.
But the Corona Virus has hit Chardonnay Mom real hard.
Nine days into the Corona Crisis and Chardonnay mom is running dangerously low on Mom Juice. What’s worse she’s got two kids to deal with that she usually gets to have other people deal with.
Her cutesy posts are gone.
She’s learning how to get up early and elbow her way into Costco and Target for scraps of two buck chuck wine. It’s a bitter pill for Chardonnay mom.
“I don’t how the hell this happened. I’m the one who always remembers to bring the wine for my book club and everything. I’m the wine goddess.”
Get some help, Chardonnay Mom. You’re a mess.